kittiezandtittiez:

Totally meant to do that

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sararye:

tumblr right now

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gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

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ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

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I think the factory workers need help

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arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

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robiningravens:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

my hands slipped

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it’s transparent btw

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and we almost forgot his butt

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I’M SCREAMING

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just-for-the-reblogs:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

The best part about this?

1. They only did this for 1-2 hours, far, far shorter than the average labour.

2. They also didn’t have to deal with the other effects of squeezing a watermelon out of a small hole (eg tearing etc)

3. When asked, some of the nurses and people who work with this equipment think this is nowhere near as painful as a real birth.

(Source: vimeo.com)

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